This is the first Regressing article that I was able to understand all the way through. It's an Opening Day miracle!

Look let’s not be hasty. I know there’s going to be several people complain about “Censorship” or “disrespecting the original vision of the artist” or something like that. But you need to understand that’s not the case here. We Consumers voiced our opinions, as is our Free Speech right to do, and the company (like any…

So, if I find a joke about “all black people are criminals” funny, does that make me think that all black people are criminals and can’t be trusted?

Oh goodness, stop the presses, a boring middle aged white guy is trying to lecture people about how they should feel. How unprecedented.

A place full of retards, cry babies and “activists” that like to make a racket over small, insignificant things.

I know I say this a lot these days, but truly THIS heralds the Death of Gaming. When developers begin listening to their community and making alterations to the game based on feedback, we’ve boarded the Censorship Train on the way to Unethical Town.

You’re going back? Once I found out the game took away the one thing I played it for (Tranny jokes) I uninstalled it instantly.

wen u get ur brain, ull get it

Right about now...

If you ever do one thing Nintendo, please make it this

ok, so: elsewhere on the Gawker family of web logs, I asked, "hey, would you ever have pizza at your wedding?"

I went to a wedding where they order pizza for attendees at the end of the celebration. I also went to another where they ordered white castles. Drunk me can't choose which wedding was the BEST WEDDING EVER!

you obviously don't remember the rampant amount of backlash that FFX-2 got when it came out because it had an all female cast...

Im really hating how consumers cannot state their tastes and opinions anymore without someone calling them social justice warriors or any of that bullshit.

I just want Senpai to notice me

Much like saying "#BlackLivesMatter" in a mirror three times causes a racist to appear, I too, am summoned by your calls.

all food is just a vessel for ketchup. Everyone knows this.

• Bros: Not only do Noctis and crew have lots of fun banter, they have all sorts of little scripted combat interactions where one bro might help the other bro get out of a sticky situation. Then they fist-bump. It's adorable.

Could not help but notice the character creation opened up on a FEMALE as the first one you see.

No comment on Spidey? Is it because he's just fuckin awesome? lmao. Honestly tho..he has to be called Captain Falcon. I don't care about copyrights and trademarks.