Right about now...

If you ever do one thing Nintendo, please make it this

ok, so: elsewhere on the Gawker family of web logs, I asked, "hey, would you ever have pizza at your wedding?"

I went to a wedding where they order pizza for attendees at the end of the celebration. I also went to another where they ordered white castles. Drunk me can't choose which wedding was the BEST WEDDING EVER!

you obviously don't remember the rampant amount of backlash that FFX-2 got when it came out because it had an all female cast...

Im really hating how consumers cannot state their tastes and opinions anymore without someone calling them social justice warriors or any of that bullshit.

I just want Senpai to notice me

Much like saying "#BlackLivesMatter" in a mirror three times causes a racist to appear, I too, am summoned by your calls.

all food is just a vessel for ketchup. Everyone knows this.

• Bros: Not only do Noctis and crew have lots of fun banter, they have all sorts of little scripted combat interactions where one bro might help the other bro get out of a sticky situation. Then they fist-bump. It's adorable.

Could not help but notice the character creation opened up on a FEMALE as the first one you see.

No comment on Spidey? Is it because he's just fuckin awesome? lmao. Honestly tho..he has to be called Captain Falcon. I don't care about copyrights and trademarks.

Ms. Marvel is kind of a big thing right now. Putting her in the book is just good business. Female Thor is outselling her male counterpart too.

What a fucking dork you are, man...Social Justice Avengers. Adjust your hat, neckbeard, and venture forth from thy parent's basement. Breath that fresh air. Take a hit from your asthma inhaler. Now relax because it's just a comic book.

you're doing it wrong — ketchup is meant to be eaten on hot dogs

Hahahahahahaha. Brilliant.

No you blame the men harassing the women. They have every right to make their living any way they choose without people calling them whores or harassing them.

This has nothing to do with social justice. This was just sparked by a popular Twitch streamer complaining about his competition having an unfair advantage. He convinced himself it wasn't so petty by framing it as about ethics in Twitch streaming.

But his point, and you seem to be agreeing with it, is that because one woman shows cleavage, it's her fault any other woman on Twitch is getting harassed. How does that make sense? Even in your strip club analogy, you don't actually blame the stripper. Certain things, including strip clubs, any from of gambling…

Haha that's capitalism though. If people wanna watch it they gonna watch it why is that anyone else's problem.