And that is why your an ass.

I think it's ripping on PUA guides on where to find emotionally vulnerable women?????????? I R CONFUSED THO...... subtlety is hard!!

Wow that was amazing.

This is Mcdonald's decision makers' though process.

Well I've never used an actual bidet so don't have anything for comparison.

THANKS A LOT!!!!!! This just unleashed a repressed memory of 3rd grade when the teacher took mine, because apparently it's "distracting" to shoot my desk neighbors with my keychain supersoaker, and I never got it back.