Screw this, I need the child restraint buckle points to extend and contract. Those things are a flat out B*tch to get to sometimes.

I couldn't agree with you more. They are a beating right? I swear that one song of theirs, that's constantly being thrown in my face, makes me insane.

Your obsession (hatred) of the Keurig is on the verge of insanity. People that have them, and use them, like/love them for a number of reasons (other than taste). They just want a quick cup of coffee, at the push of a button. I myself use the "My K-cup". Use my own coffee. It's better, but mainly I used it because…

"Do you really want to step to this??" - Still my favorite Anonymous quote.

Beautiful? To each his own I suppose, this thing is on the verge of hideousness to me.

"Do you really want to step to this??" - Word up dawg, hacker thug life

I didn't really take what the Sheriff's office was saying as Trolling. Guess Trolling means different things to different people.

Makes me wonder what condition the workers are in where my $3 Monoprice HDMI cables are made. Better yet, it really makes me wonder the conditions where the $100 Monster HDMI cables are made. The Monster plant HAS to be the greatest place in the world right? I assume that's what all that markup is for right?

Not entirely sure if this setting is on the Touch, however, on the iPhone, follow path Settings/General/Accessibility and you'll see a switch for Mono Audio.

The only issue I have with the Fire is the God-awful Gallery view. Can we not get some artwork for videos in there? Oh, and why are my videos (that I put on the fire) relegated to the Gallery anyhow? Why wouldn't they be put under VIDEO? This defies all logic.

You are watching the wrong trailer. This trailer is for Battleground.

Those wheels like they came straight out of 1991.

"I'm sure they made them in the US too, but these—called the Hebo system—is designed and built but German blacksmiths." - But German Blacksmiths what? They get mad or something?

"People and bears go then to catch them, both on pictures and for eating." - This sentence is making me insane.

"more importantly looks better" - Looks are the most important thing in regards to sound? Worst pro-Beats argument ever.

I'm always ready to some phone! I some phone all the time!

I think this is a great decision. Essentially, the same phone in 2 sizes, that's perfect for the consumer.

Another Social Networking site/app/thingymajig? Riiiighht. Kind of over the ones I'm on now. You know how long it would take for me to convince someone I actually care to share "intimacy" with to join this?

Pork, shrimp and fish = vegetarian food?

"9. Apple Investigators Reportedly Impersonated SF Police in iPhone 5 Search", this is SOOOOO much bigger than Osama Bin Laden getting dead.