You're arguing that the historical wrongs done to a tribe be "righted" at the expense of this child's life.

Jesus. Alright, Jez- you got me back. I had vowed to never return with the roll-out of the new comment system (not that I hate it, just because it can be a time suck) but this post pulled me back in.

If you're really interested and have time to burn, go backwards and check out some Tom Baker or Jon Pertwee. Then watch some David Tennant. Ecclestone was the perfect actor to "restart" the Doctor, but Tennant's brilliance is in his ability to put the entirety of the 50 years of the show's history into his…

Men who hate feminism hate feminism because they are afraid women will suddenly treat them the way they've always treated women.

Just calling the app "Grandma" would be perfect.

You are a glittering diamond in this dung pile we call internet. Truly beautiful.

This here? This is just insane. How can anyone watch this and not think "Hey, wait, this is insane!"

In his puppy days, my big guy would tear up the toilet paper, leaving an unholy shredded mess all over the house, and when he heard the keys in the door, would run over to his bed and pretend he had been asleep the whole time. Seriously, he faked sleep and then surprise when I came and "woke him up." Of course, I…

It's a set up! A sham, I tell you! This was probably put in a magazine to give GIs bragging rights: "See, my gal's lips are perfect! I told you, she's as pretty as Jane Russell!" Because no matter what your individual lip shape, we all pretty much leave a slight variation of their "perfect imprint."

God, yes! I'd just be minding my own business, doing my not-smoking thing when these commercials would come on and suddenly it's like "Right! Cigarettes exist!" and then I'd have to go have one. (quit a few years ago, and I can report that even though every now and then I'll get the odd craving, I mostly never want…

FYI, y'all- CNN seems to be deleting any posts critical of their coverage from their facebook/twitter.

Oh.. oh, no... oh, my my my... I just read his statement along the lines of "if they change one law restricting our freedom, why can't they change them all?"

Squee! Thanks for this!

Awww... Yay for you for getting to see him being all that we dream he is up close and personal! And I hope you used it as motivation for some special snuggles with Mr. Jisabird at that fancy pants hotel!

Whoa there... the red flags are popping up for lots of people and they are totally legitimate. It's not that the lawyer happens to be pro-life, it's that a pro-life organization is mobilizing as the first responders to this very fishy story, and their first response is to sue. The fact that the organization is…

Hmmmmmyesssssssssss. I'm actually looking forward to Mr. Trousersocks losing his hair so he can go the full Bruce.

Ugh. That might be a deal-breaker. In this imaginary scenario.

We are all Javier and Penelope.

So can I feel good about my longstanding crush on Bruce Willis? I never quite understood it because I'm not into the whole "Die Hard" thing, but ever since Moonlighting, he's just seemed like the most delicious blend of hot and funny. I mean- any man who throws himself so completely into something like "Hudson Hawk"…

They are both so full of sexual tension, I like to imagine it cancels itself out and they spend most nights farting on each other while watching Storage Wars.