Ohio is like just about anywhere else- it can be hella boring, but it can also be a kick-ass good time if you either happen to really like the things it offers or seek out the things you're interested in. I live in NYC now, and know people who think the city is boring because they choose to stay in or get stuck in a…

Somebody else, not me- maybe even someone here, once said "Arrested Development is a smart show about dumb people. The Big Bang Theory is a dumb show about smart people."

Broadway actors singing the alphabet. You gotta pay the talent!!!

There was an orange toothpaste fad a few years back. You definitely needed to pair up the orange toothpaste with the orange mouthwash. The orange with a mint chaser was not a good combination.

OMG- how many times do we need to explain this? No one is mad that they're wealthy- people are mad because the Romney's say shit like this... shit that shows a complete disregard for their fellow citizens and a total disconnect from their privilege.

See, that just makes me like her even less. She had a chance to do some good, but lacked the courage of her convictions.

In the audio, she clearly says *you people* and the authenticity of the quote hasn't been debated. The mistake is in the linked article, not Jez, so you can continue to love with abandon!

"fiscally conservative and championing a small government. "

Let me explain this to you clearly...

True Fact. When doing polling for big news organizations, people are asked to identify if they are:

2 & 1/2 years with no recurrence? You're fine- but use that bargaining chip to knock at least 1000 off the price!

But... But... Ok, I get what you're saying, but the Hobbit on it's own covers a whole lot of territory, and in this case, it would not only be interesting it would be helpful to include information pertaining to this particular story that is fleshed out in later or supplemental books. To me, it's more like including…

Sooooo, you see no difference between a woman's body and your money.

Ha! I love your kid!

True story- an ex of mine from years ago (more than a decade) continues to say shit like this to me, about me, all the freakin' time. We're just friendly. I used to genuinely get excited to see him when I ran into him... because it only happened once every few years! He'll call once every few years just to chat. …

YES!!! It's not like he was in at a Putt Putt course- he engaged in perfectly appropriate behavior for the place and situation!

Seriously- I think it's adorable in it's quaintness, and it makes me like him all the more!

You know, I had a good friend who was a high-caliber gymnast (Olympic Alternate- I'm friend bragging, I know!), who was constantly pissed off about the blatant racism involved in the judging of black athletes. That were even open discussions about gymnastics being an "elite" sport, so the black athletes shouldn't be…

"Staying home, drinking Franzia and yelling at the contestants on Chopped reruns?"

Yeah, I'd hate-hit that.