I never realized what a goober Hugh Hefner looks like until he produced an identical twin son.

A helmet should have Wings

George R. R. Martin can't be on Twitter because he killed off all 140 characters.

I'm just confused as to why Michael Jordan has so many twitter accounts.

I'd been waiting ever since re-watching season one to make this...

All of that skin is clearly a concerted effort to draw the viewer's attention away from the fact that the song itself sucks massively.

But it's fun to speculate which fan base might come the closest to actually being blue collar.

Of course the dyno gave up, it happened in New France.

Nightcrawler teleports instantaneously and could beat Flash at greater distances, but on a basketball court? Who knows.

Attn: Jalopnik Writers

Super GT Fuji GT 500km Race Fuji International Speedway Oyama, Shizuoka, Japan Qualifying: 9:00 am Sunday(8 pm EST) Saturday on J Sports Race: 8:30 am Monday (7:30 pm EST) Sunday on J Sports

Guy's a real ballhawk.

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