I love Stana Katic so fucking much.

Seems like they used the idea Cpl. Person had for a gay club but fucked it up.

So the shame from prom sex happens right after instead of the next morning?

I think wearing a helmet is important. I'm saying skateboarders don't like wearing helmets.

There's a massive culture in skateboarding that you're a pussy if you use a helmet except for vert and big air. There would be a big backlash from skateboarders if ESPN made helmets mandatory.

She looks like every First Lady in every movie that involves the President.

No! Not Bill Hader!

No trolling is never cool. Also you said real trolling is being creative and sneaky. So by that logic, only the Eve online story was real trolling. All of the others were just people being dicks in multiplayer. The WoW story is particularly shitty.

It will probably lead to Schmitt and Kreindler being further cut off from manufacturers.

Good for Steven. Hopefully we'll see more of his writing on Jalopnik.

I bet that's the sort of thing Adam Sandler eats before shitting himself.

All three of those flavors sucked. I want spicy ketchup back in my local grocery store.

fun fact, jack used to work at a radio station and once spilled coffee on a mixing board.

maybe skate 1/2/3 and garry's mod.

i was taking a drink when geoff hoped ezio didn't have sandy jizz and soda almost came out of my nose. lol

perfect choice

West michigan sucks.

i can already picture the jokes deadspin commenters are going to make about his name.