Damn it, Sorbo, why do you have to taint the memory of my childhood? :(

I did not realize this was a thing. So basically, if this took place in the world of Pokemon, these players would be the bad guys that the player beats because they don't understand how to love their Pokemon.

Fuck this guy.

Seth Fischer = highly likely not Japanese, but that wasn't the point, so:

OK, I've thought about it and:

"Crazy Nintendo investor desperately wants to be punched in face."

Roses are red

ok

Thug.

Please call it fappy bird

Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

You said "ass but."

yeah actually. Superman also doesn't kill people.

I kind of disagree. This looks equally shitty to the first three, but with dinosaurs. Dinosaurs do, scientifically, make everything better.

I mean, it's shit. But let's do the math:
Marc Walberg > Shia Lebeuff
Dinosaurs > No Dinosaurs
therefor Shit + Marc Walberg + Dinosaurs > Shit + Shia Lebeuff.

It's science.

Jim Lee's Rogue is the best Rogue. :)

@virgilstar: You say it's not a "me first" sentiment, but then you follow it with a statement that is distinctly "me first" (the "darn-well" comment). I'm not saying you shouldn't be allowed to recline, because that's not right, you do have every right to recline. I'm saying be considerate, because the "I'll darn well…