Imma call my band "Unrepentant Starfuckers."

I would go for that. As long as it was brutal enough.

Fuckin' brilliant.

Your thoughts intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

*ahem* Its "kthxbai". If u use teh lolspeaks, use em wel.

"Valencia, California." Well theres yer problem.

You have to wrap it around a sturdy tree first, then you can make it look like shit.

Moo!

Sense of humor, u haz none.

Dood, take your fuckin' meds!

Honda wants zombies?

I award you a million Internets. Well played.

This.

I see what you did there.

STS1SG seems like a good replacement to me.

Here's a pro tip: car videos = no fuckin' music!

I felt it really needed the emphasis. =D

Portal for the motherfucking win.

Never assume young man. I normally like to think SUV means Stupid Ugly Vehicle.