You sir, are demonstrating the act of "winning."

Why do you think its a 500 HP, 6-wheel drive monster, capable of towing the space shuttle to its launch pad? Perfect for driving out a window! =D

Imma build my own house like that and park one of these in it.

@TA82: What do you have against Ceiling Cat?

He looks like he's about to break that guy's jaw. Can't say I blame him.

And this is why you fucking keep both eyes on the road.

Situation permitting, you could accelerate out of the way. I avoided an accident in my '79 T/A by brake-torquing and swinging the ass of the car out of the way.

I resemble *smack* resent that remark!

Funny how some people do that huh? Then they claim it was "site bait".

They make for easy measuring devices. You pour the vodka in to the first divot then top it off with *insert soda of choice*.

I threw up a little.

Obligatory, but completely necessary.

O thank God. I feared Batshit Babes had disappeared with the redesign.

Nevermind.

Does the 302 burn excessive amounts of oil? Because that would make it cooler.

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Spectre Gunships, eh? I like your thinking.