Actually, pimpin' is easy.

Frts fckng rl!

Holy shit. Who the hell actually compiles this information? Oh right, someone paid a lot more than me.

"You better do a good job on this inspection or I'll drop this bus on your head. Have a nice day."

Whale penis leather interior? If not, Caddy can fuck itself.

Yea, the car gods thus did look down on the Hooniverse and saw there was a lack of Utes and they thus created Australia to thus create Utes. All Hail the Almighty car gods!

Don't bogart that shifter my friend.

Take a shot and continue my friend.

Where can I find these images you speak of?

No, no, dude. Calm down. I already sacked the liquor store!

Imma go set an orphanage on fire and blow up a liquor store. Wanna come along?

Oh fuck, there is even an "Autoblognik" twitter feed!

Ray Wert: Like a Boss.

Yeah, I just saw that.

Well Duke of Oppo, ol' bean, it looks like we must go down with the proverbial ship. *unwraps cigar, sniffs* Have a light handy?

Don't let Spiegel know. He, he just can't.

Don't worry guys, theres always Hooniverse.

I've been placed in charge bitches!!! I'm running this circus now!

@Robert Metcalf: I think Wert has finally jumped the shark.