Heres a million dollars; go crazy.

Okay, I give up. "Why?"

Zing!

Well played sir, well played.

"probably because anytime you think skiing you immediate think of Jews... "

"Next time I'll fuck you up." There is always next time. But this time, you were beat down by a senior citizen. Keep that in mind.

Tomorrow the Journos will be taking on the dreaded "forklift slalom course."

I guess a couple people have no sense of humor.

You're surprised that a lot of people are assholes? Its accepting that there are people like that, that gets you through life and teaches you how to laugh.

But this old guy in a Jeep, would actually stick to the tree, even over vertical!

Am I missing an eyebrow?

Its unfortunate, isn't it.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

What brand is your apartment? Got any pictures?

"New Found Glory" in an off-roading video? Thats a first.

@Baby Beater Benz: You're a spoiled bastard. You know that, right?

@aasukisuki: "Lindsey, I got you that new car."

"Haha! Stupid hipster. Alright, time to go throw rocks at Susie."

@slushboxheartbreak: Haha!

@Neener: You do it in Canada. [ca.jalopnik.com]