@irishman72: Cats: the bouncers of the Internetz.

@wheatieboy: Well, the Internet was pretty much invented for the spewing of bile. Just look at 4chan.org.

@accipiter: Nice.

*heavy breathing* "Skin! Boobies! Boobs! Belly buttons! I'm taking it out of my pants, I'm doing what my mommy told me not to do!" *heavy breathing*

@zerobandwidth: I see what you did there.

@FightingChance: And we cat lovers at "Icanhas" don't give a cat's ass.

@rotaryfreakjoe: subaru impreza is not imprezzed.

@Pessimippopotamus: Thank you Cracked.com for letting me know how bat-shit crazy people can get.

Agreed FriscoFairlane.

@wkiernan: Old school class + new school toys. I like this.

Well said good Sir\Madam, well said.

@$kaycog: Someone stole half her shorts! That person deserves a beer.

@doug-g: A nuke would be a nice addition to Escondido.

@irishman72: Don't worry Irishman, I sent one of my associates to take car of "ssurfer321".

@ssurfer321:

@wheatieboy: I dub thee Captain Buzzkill.

Question Fellow Jalopniks: are Astronauts considered "Hoons"?

*buys every Lotto ticket in 5 mile radius* "I need this fucking truck!!"

I've got some of that hybrid shit, Methcaine. Special discounts to all Jalopniks through the month of March.

Comment of the Year my friend.