@dustboy: At least that hideous thing is hideous on purpose.

@Slave2anMG: Living up to your name huh?

@sr20spitfirehotrod: Good choice.

We all know its true: Lucas wiring.

You are speaking my language.

@mexiod: Then do us one better.

So, they made a mobile roller-coaster?

@snap_understeer_ftw: Looks like some kind of malfunction. Jalopnik 5.0 is still a bit screwy.

@Haywood Jablomey: Her vibrator gets 50 mpg.

@ccarey3: She is first on this list from Cracked.com.

Neko brand Cat-nip happens to be my favorite!

lol

She puts the bust in Mythbusters.

Yeah, really. "What the hell is wrong with you Fry!?"

"You know, its funny."

@cesariojpn: Okay fine; you do better.

"Honey, can you grab me a rodent? What? No, not the chipmunk. The squirrel! The gray squirrel!"