Paul Rudd isn't my boyfriend, but he is the object of my affection.

would have been awesome to do #dawsonscreek and then James Vanderbeek shows up

OK, it WAS funny a second time. I didn't think it would be. Thanks Burt!

Huh, one of Mia Farrows kids went to Conn College? That's my alma mater. Weird.

For me, it's not about whether he's right. Not every opinion needs to be shared.

The Southwestern Eggrolls need to be in my mouth; kthanx.

1. Madonna is recovering from an injury. She must walk with a cane. Snarking on her movements which are hindered by an injury is really fucking gross.

It's obvious that no one who complained watches tennis. They ask the men about dating too. It isn't sexist to ask about a boyfriend. They've asked men the same question at other slams and tournies.

The people who are claiming racism really don't seem to be knowledgeable about figure skating. I don't think anyone familiar with Wagner and Nagasu's records over the past few years are terribly surprised the selection committee made this decision.

Comments about not being artistic? Kwan's big strength was always her artistry. Commenters on television rather said her technical ability wasn't high enough to win. This was when Lipinski and others were performing triple-triples, and Kwan struggled with those her whole career. But even then, the commenters…

They could have easily set the 15-year-old aside on this. That's what I thought they would do to be quite honest.

Thank you so much for redacting those texts.

Needs more Blerta.

Wilson can grow the beard as long as he wants but it still won't disguise this simple truth: he's way too young to play for the Yankees.

The clip ended and I couldn't tell because of all the dead air that's usually on Mike's show.

I love it how for some people there's a hierarchy of addiction. Apparently you're not allowed to seek treatment for addiction or complain about the challenges of overcoming your addiction unless you're strung out on heroin or crack cocaine.

Addiction is addiction. It doesn't matter if it's weed, food, cigarettes,…

Isn't this normal in Boston?

Bald drunk shirtless white guy in Boston?

It really doesn't matter where the contact occurs on that type of hit, it's all illegal when it's your girlfriend.

Update: Meriweather Receives Additional Suspension For Low Blow