It was liquid sex but a cayman was so much better especially at your excessive prices. Ask yourself it you had that kind of coin to throw at a car, would it be the weekender that beat you up or the all rounder that had air con. You bolted the frunk closed you pilock. 

Looks like it might be the next gen 911. I think it’s a 2 door.

(Commercial opens on a busy track day)

The Civic Type R holds strong to its ugliest car title.

Do you know why it’s gone? All you “enthusiasts” who ask me to bring these to the NA market and then buy a CVT Kia Soul instead because you suddenly remember you’re 39 years old 215lbs, make $65K a year and have a wife, 2 kids and a dog.

“There were weeks of talking before I was able to get my hands on the car. The whole transaction was an ordeal.”

Sadly, it seems the ratio of price to power is directly connected to the douchebag level of the owner. That’s why Mustangs, Camaros and Challengers attract the worst crowd at car shows - it’s the most horsepower for the dollar. Same deal with Tesla - while they’re pricey, they’re still half the cost of anything else…

One that ends abruptly.

Maybe, but Tesla has achieved true automotive douche-baggery in record time with easily the highest percentage of shitbag owners of any marque. I honestly thought Charger/300 and Altima/Maxima driver’s achievements would never be surpassed,but here we are.  The dude at work who rolls a 100D also has some stupid Road…

I believe these figures far more than I do the notion that the Model 3 will beat an M3 around a track.

Rich people are sometimes dumb with their money.  Don’t they know guns are banned in those countries?

A world where people are bragging about their scale numbers on the internet instead of their dyno numbers is a world I want to be a part of.

Yeah I’m no fan of Toyota and Lexus’s giant grills but I think it looks fine on this Aston. It at least isn’t a crazy shape and actually looks like it’s for sucking in air.

Big power=big cooling needs. I imagine this is exacerbated by increased traffic jams and need to sell to Middle East and how “green” refrigerants tend to be less efficient than older, more harmful ones.

TBH, that looks worse. 

Dear Aston Martin,

These things rust like they're calling out to David Tracy.

I mean, there are 24 of these, so that’s kind of what you pay for. There are 2000% more la ferraris that exist than the vulcan

People are probably too afraid that JR Smith will somehow fuck it up for them. It is in Cleveland after all.

Yes, yes you are.