We joke at home about “safety 3rd”, which my 6 yo has internalized every time he’s about to do something dangerous. It comes from his kindergarten teacher, who is also a professional roller derby player.
I hate to be the lone dissenter, but this does not add lightness or simplify, which is the spirit of Lotus.
If you have to ask that question, you won’t like any potential answers.
If this takes off (and for the love of all that is good, I hope it doesn’t), here are some things I plan to invent:
Ah, another solution for a problem that doesn’t exist.
I actually know a guy that takes pride in pinning unsuspecting riders to the roof of his private jet as they leave the lavatory. They go back, he starts a very gradual climb. They step out, he kicks the plane into a harsh parabolic maneuver.
Isn’t the answer to that a Super Tucano, they’re basically a P-51 for the 21st century...
Eh, there will be a flash tune out for it relatively soon that just leaves it in SVR mode full-time.
Why not just make an actual sport sedan of that caliber instead, hmmmmmmmmmm?
So, Jaguar i-Pace SVR with 0-60 in 1.8 sec confirmed?
“Yes, we can make it do 0-60mph in 1.8sec. It’s a good headline, but once you’ve done it once or twice, and lost your eyes in the back of their sockets, you might not want to do it again.”
They have less “soul”, but I don’t think that will stop people from liking them.
Since more than 90% of our readers own private jets (estimated)
This reminds me of a story that I think first appeared on Deadspin where a journalist was on a private jet as part of writing an article and got some sort of digestive distress and the bathroom on the plan was actually in the main cabin with the other journalists and the only privacy was a curtain that was raised...…
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Okay, I’ll leave now. Azera way outta here?