NNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Here's my first run up Maryhill a couple years back, us in our 401hp Saab 9000 Aero. Wheee!!

Hey, it's the XXX Roor Beer Stande in Issaquah, WA! We were just there a couple weekends ago for the annual Swedish Iron Cruise-In, 250 or so Saabs and Volvos from all over the West Coast. This place is frikkin' amazing, and has car shows every weekend: http://www.triplexrootbeer.com/

Hey, it's the XXX Root Beer Stande in Issaquah, WA! We were just there a couple weekends ago for our annual Swedish Cruise-In, 250 or so Saabs and Volvos from all over the West Coast. This place is frikkin' amazing, and has a different car show every weekend http://www.triplexrootbeer.com/

I know this car well, and yes, it's worth every penny. Simply perfect in almost every way. The cars that went through the Heritage Collection were given better-than-concours restos, and as the car once belonged to Dan Chasins, you can rest assured it was in the hands of someone who appreciated the cars AND ran the…

This breaks my heart. Fucking film students, no love.

Saab fans (and board game nerds) might like my wife's line of shirts:

Hakka 1s are the ultimate, totally worth the asking price.

All y'all's wrong. As a 7-Saab owner, I go with nothing but Nokian Hakkas, period. The things were and always have been designed and engineered with Saabs and Volvos in mind, and are astonishingly good. A bit pricey, yes, but totally worth it. The set on my '96 9000 Aero have nine seasons on them (studded H1s) and…

Back in '91 or '92, I worked as a paint and body lackey at the then-newly-opened Infinity of Dayton, and got to drive all manner of the things between our dealership and the ones in Cincinnati and Columbus. I absolutely adored the first-gen Q45 and the super-comfy seats, but the J never really did it for me. The hood…

Umm, Erik Carlsson. DUH.

This car is real, and actually exists in the Saab Museum in Trollhattan.

One of us, ONE OF US!

Clearly, you've hit the nail right on its quirky, turbo-laggy, key-in-center-consoley, torque-steery, upright-seating-positioney, massive-hatchbackey, tweed-jacket-with-suede-elbow-patchey, pipe-smokey, sometimes-the-electrical-gremlins-are-wonky, man-they're-ugly-but-we-love-them-deeply, head.

It's really tragic. Mary and her partner were active in the Rocky Mountain Saab Club, and ran the parts tent at the 2009 Saab Owners Convention in Colorado. Still no word yet on why this happened. Just....just awful.

Hell yeah, brother. All y'all, get thee to www.saabclub.com and sign up. We all need to band together, our strength is in our organized numbers. Plus, cool swag, and discounts!

Umm, Saab, hello. Led owner loyalty for years and years and years, our owners conventions still draw them in by the hundreds. Hell, we're still buying "new" Saabs that were abandoned at the docks, and finding ways to hack them and keep them alive despite a dead parent company.

Saab EV-1 concept car representing, bitches!

As a former long-time resident of Dayton, Ohio...I, sadly, approve this message, The place is a fucking shithole.

I own an earlier-generation Ferrari Acer laptop. It was fine, decent performance...six years ago. Now it won't boot, and it's hardly worth the $150 to have the power board replaced. Meh. It makes a nice carbon-fiber decoration in my office.