I actually don't, I just wanted to use this gif

Goodell: Welcome to the official NFL Bake Sale! Over here, Bill Belichick's mom made Spy Cakes! How adorable! And look — Shahid Khan made December Cupcakes! Oooh, someone brought Munchkins too! What's that? Oh my goodness, what a hilarious misunderstanding, Dan.

Between the girl who leaked the pictures and the girl who stole his jumper, Paul George sure is having a tough time with the females these days.

It would really make a lot more sense if you hadn't cropped it, Kyle.

So 50,000 man hours, that's 25 people working full time (North American standards) for a year. Sounds like only the supreme committee has not had any injuries/fatalities. Interesting fact for him to bring up.

If Pop Chart Lab really wanted to make money off these, they'd sell the Napa map for twice as much as the nearly identical Sonoma map.

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Maybe this guy will make an NBA roster, so the dunk contest won't fuckin' suck next year.

Suck it Wesley Snipes...

Your 5th grade teacher taught you to count past 8 but clearly you didn't learn the English language it is though not tho. Road games are not counted as part of season tickets you moron you buy the tickets for the home games.

You sure about that? You ever heard of a season ticket package that covered home and away games?

Is that the same teacher who taught you how to spell and use punctuation? Teacher of the year I say!

Troll skill: veteran level

I hope this is epic trolling. If it is not we as a society are in trouble.

Guess your 5th grade math teacher didn't teach you common sense, you dummy!

Guess your 5th grade math teacher didn't teach you common sense, you dummy!

Maybe you can count past 8, but you apparently don't know much about football. Season tickets cover home games. There are 8 of those in the regular season. Nice try though.

Season tickets aren't for all 16 games. They're for all home games.