All of those extra Es really help you make your point. Try English next time.

You're a writer for Deadspin and you're commenting like this? Wow. You are not winning fans.

It sounds like there's some other issues here completely unrelated to sports...

On an unrelated note, Samer...do you get paid to write for Deadspin? Serious question with no malice intended. I'm just curious.

Ugh. Different day, same shit from Samer. Someone gives you a great gift, like this amazing video footage and the chance to FUCKING WRITE FOR DEADSPIN (I would do awful, awful things to get same) and you write about how the Patriots don't appreciate their team? C'mon man. Sir Charles, drunk at a Pats game and…

Because if there's one thing that being a sports fan is all about, it's appreciating what you've got and not hoping for something better.

He probably means that we don't go all giddy after winning a divisional playoff game. We have standards. If we don't win the Super Bowl, it wasn't really a successful season.

He was obviously just trying to protect Cam Newton from getting shot. Guess he failed.

Jeese is great. He's from Phoenix, does a lot of sports events in the area, including Game 7 of the 2001 Dbacks/Yankees World Series. He is loved in AZ, odd to see him in a Carolina Panthers jersey.

yes. yes we do.

Samer, Tom Brady is football Jesus.

Do you guys realize he is doing this on purpose now?

A classic

Source?

I'm with the no lettuce crowd. If you're gunna nancy up a cheesesteak with vegetables other than onions and peppers, at least make it a vegetable that tastes like something other than wet cellophane.

Is there an reverse-star button? Maybe a middle finger to balance the Facebook thumbs-up?

As a Philadelphian who has had to satisfy the cheesesteak craving at different locations around the world, I will offer some advice on securing the thinly sliced steak. Most of your small "mom and pop" butchers have a deli slicer and will gladly toss some rib-eye on there if you ask. Most will do it if you ask in…

This makes me sad.

Burnenko serious question... Have you been to Cincy since the infamous Chili incident?

Steak-ums are cheaper, easier and quicker. I'll stick with them.