Part of the problem lies with Tumblr

You’re going to get a lot of well-deserved shit for this comment. But I’m going to stay positive and just congratulate you for restraining yourself by not using a racial slur!

I’m only about 20 hours into the game, and this feels like a blessing from the heavens.

Native Americans had no country; they were just squatting on undeveloped land. That’s why the first Americans were called “settlers”, not immigrants. Your 4th grade history teacher failed you.

Someone cross-post this to Jezebel where they seem to believe that women never, ever, ever do this.

My cooking skills in real life transfer to BotW. My inventory is full of nothing but Meat Skewers & Dubious Food.

Can we just start calling this the best game ever? This gets released on time, with basically no bugs, and is essentially a huge physics sandbox.

How is this not coming to the Switch?!

I’ve had a Switch since launch, I move it from the dock a few times a day and there are no scratches from the dock. How the hell are people putting this thing in that it’s scratching the screen? And the exhaust port is on the top, where the hell are these people placing it that they’re worried about blocking the vent?

The video game industry is healthier with more competitors, not fewer. Unless everyone just converges to PC, we’re all better off with Nintendo making hardware.

It’s no wonder that Miyamoto started playing Zelda and just began climbing trees.

Nuff said.

Growing up rural, the issue is more that not all rural/southern people talk like that. It’s like depicting everyone who lives in a city as talking like JFK or Roosevelt.

UPDATE: I swapped it for the English trailer in the body of the post, but here’s what I was talking about

boy, the japanese voice acting is good.

Duh the song had lyrics! Lou Albano sang them best!