Meanwhile Microsoft is developing a screw that looks like the XBOX logo.

They look very cozy to me. Then again, I love being in small, closed-in spaces like these.

Precisely why this guy was one of my favorite pieces ever.

One question needed, does your site have enough bandwidth? A: Nope

It can be done on some keyboards with one hand , but it's really hard to do. Excellent choice of keys for a gesture that was meant to throw you out of everything and shut down your system

Has anyone talked about the Ocean in GTAV? How it's the best looking water in a game. The best water physics ever done in a game. The best water in a open world game. The best under the water in an open world game. It really is a sight to behold when you're in your sub and surface to the top of the water. It's like…

Congratulations, Courtisan, Inc.! I now know the name of your company! In an entirely negative way. And forever after I'll be like "Wow, hey, aren't those the utterly humorless carpet-making douchebags?" Mission accomplished?

You kids... ! Oh those poor, oppressed people in the wilds of Outer Montana! Only 7 Mbps! When I got started with teleprocessing, 300 bits per second was considered fast, and 1200 was blazing! When I got my first 14.4 kbps modem I thought I'd died and gone to heaven.