Yup. That’s why you should always be tolerant and caring when it comes to special needs. Because that could be your child, or frankly, it could be you tomorrow. Life can change in an instant.

All evidence points to an inherent pathology of lying to draw attention to herself. Everything from issuing a fake statement from her fake (black) father announcing he was going to speak at a local NAACP event (later saying he wasn’t going to be able to make it after all), to allegedly sending herself hate mail and…

I understand what you’re saying but I think it’s a little arrogant to imply it was any less painful for me to hear those things simply because it wasn’t directed at me.

Went to Gettysburg when I was a kid with my mother, my brother, and my grandmother. My grandmother, who can’t drive for shit, drove the whole way and refused to let my mother take the wheel. So we were treated to her constantly stopping on the goddamn interstate to check and see if she had missed her exit, while cars…

I think the trip was supposed to cheer my sis and I up. It didn’t as you can imagine. We just have tons of really sad pics that kinda hilariously are all in black and white bc in his depression my dad accidentally bought all black and white 35mm camera film. The pics all look very tragic. But tasteful.

More like Fifty Shades of Bronzer

Dolezal’s reverse passing—new term! new term!

There’s no way that it would take more time to have him point at a line of text on a menu than to get two managers involved to eventually decide on and approve the plan Josh came up with.

That depends on your relationship with them. If kids are involved, if you’re co-parenting, then almost certainly yes. If there are still mutual friends and you have a reason to think there may be a melt-down, yes, as a courtesy to your mutual friends if no one else! Of course, in that case, you may want to ask one of…

That’s the problem with data like this, it really should say 36% of those surveyed would admit to a stranger they’ve used an illegal drug.

My cousin isn’t a stranger. He’s family. And when he decides, irresponsibly, to bring more members into my family who are at high risk of a lifetime of surgery, nearly toxic medications, opportunistic infections from years of immunosuppression, and debilitating symptoms that prevent them from living normal lives,…

Asks for FUCKING DIRECTIONS WHEN OBVIOUSLY LOST.

33. Doesn’t whine

Is ‘dickhead’ racist now?

My parents and grandparents are responsible for a good chunk of the divorce rate. Between my parents, 5 divorces; between my grandparents, 4 or 5 divorces. So I attribute the reduction in the divorce rate largely to the fact that my grandparents have passed, and can no longer get married, and the fact that my…

Amen! My parents are finally getting divorced after 35 years of a mostly unhappy marriage. Since I was about 13 I've urged my mom to divorce my dad. It basically took a full Dad-related meltdown for her to follow-through and finally divorce him. I'm really glad she'll be rid of his bullshit, that he'll learn to…

I know several couples who despise each other, but the impression I get is that sometimes they enjoy hating each other, because it's the only strong emotion they feel about the other person.

I know, right? "Thank god this 4-year-old white girl told us the true story. Otherwise we would have had to put this guy in jail with no evidence, no prior history of violence and no motive."

Cody Oakes, 25, an operations manager for J.P. Morgan, had been ready to walk out the door with a duffel bag in his hand to go to football practice. (He plays quarterback and wide receiver for the Bellingham Bulldogs, a semi-pro team.) He'd noticed heavily armed police in camouflage marching down the road.

@MCWHAMMER: no one reads them, they search them, and then only read the ones with certain search terms. I've seen some crazy looking resumes, information spread out all over the place, so a nicely formatted resume is very important so templates are still a good idea.