Have you read The Rainbow Bridge?

You're assuming they don't live in the same town or within just a few hours of each other.

I wish the Kardashians and the press were sworn enemies.

Are you better today?

You made me laugh out loud.

That makes me smile.

Your stepdad is still in your life 40yrs after he eneded a relationship with your mother?

Most people do not believe in "the virgin birth". Some people believe. It is just a story in the bible, which is just a book full of stories.

We've put most of her house in the dumpster about 7 times now. She just fills it back up with bags from goodwill, garage sales, thrift stores, expired food, etc. The piles are taller than my 6'2" husband.

How would "I don't know what to do with good black people" be interpreted?

This comment should be part of the post.

hahaha I read "pageants" as "parents".

Do they go to family reunions? Did she purse her lips and look constipated BEFORE meeting him?

My mom ordered 3 of everything (3 daughters). We just watched one sister open the boxes. Shiny fake leather stuff. I never opened my boxes.

You can't leave me hanging with that paragraph. WHAT did you say? How long married? Glad he's an ex.

Were the muffins your entire present?

My mom was a QVC junkie for a few years. It's embarrassing to type that.

I'm a stepmother. Thank you for typing that out. My stepsons ARE my family, and you made me smile. Hug.

Oh the stress and bewilderment of dealing with that your whole life. Hug.

Where is he??!! You made us fall in love with him!