Were the muffins your entire present?

My mom was a QVC junkie for a few years. It's embarrassing to type that.

I'm a stepmother. Thank you for typing that out. My stepsons ARE my family, and you made me smile. Hug.

Oh the stress and bewilderment of dealing with that your whole life. Hug.

Where is he??!! You made us fall in love with him!

My husband had me go through a Victoria's Secret clothing catalog and circle the clothes I liked. I circled size Large of the ones I liked.

Are ya'll close to those cousins now as adults?

My stepson was Pokemon obsessed. Did you ever get a Dragonite? I kind of want to send you one.

Please tell us more stories about this woman!

It was a small town with the kind of people who would bully muslims. A gesture of acknowledgement that they weren't judging all based on the actions of a few. I was so proud of them.

By 1pm on 9/11.....there were several trucks sitting in the parking lot of the gas station/ convenience store owned by an Iranian (small Texas town I lived in back then). They were there JIC to protect the owner and his family from merica idiots.

Hahha!!

My guess is that she misrepresented her age from the start. She definitely looks older than 11, so I can imagine she looked 12 when she was 9.

My mom used to demand that I buy cigarettes for her. I refused. It got pretty ugly in those parking lots but I was NOT going to contribute.

Smoke weed.

If he was earning commission from movie sales vs a straight salary ($3m?), I bet he'd promote the hell out of it.

hahhaaha I'd call my sister right away!!

Most kitchen-ee Christmas catalogs are humorous to read.

Actually, this is an upper-tier sex-roommate advert for CL. They get much skeevier.

Read down the comments to get the Guardian link. Cho (also goes by Heather) is being investigated for her air nut-rage.