I know....

Oh my god I'm laughing. Thank you for sharing.

I visualized the movie as I read! Great re-cap and thank you for sharing. You are not alone.

A family who cleans up after themselves??!!

Are you me?

What an amazing, well-written recap. Please update us on the inlaws!

Congrats!!! on taking over your life.

Hi,

Same.

Ugh flakiness. I have a former co-worker who kept flaking on gatherings.

There's a difference in being a girlfriend and a wife. He sounds like he's close to his family, which is good news for you if he's husband material.

I shudder when I think about some of the people I hung out with for 10 years.

You don't know what you're talking about. Newspapers routinely ask local elementary schools for these. Then a principal asks a teacher to volunteer her class to do the writing. They also do it at Christmas with the Dear Santa letters.

We don't either....but Best Buy just told my husband they'll have 55" Panasonic flat-screen TV's for $190 tomorrow at 6pm.

Show up to VOTE.

Thank you for serving.

Same situation. In shock, I held my tongue and sent her a text that said "Xxxxx, I sincerely hope that he's your white knight and that ya'll have a great life together." She wrote back "Thank you for not saying what you're thinking."

I felt that way and married the next great guy I dated. I felt so freakish compared to my age peers; married, having kids, buying homes, etc. Paranoid about what is normal?

She doesn't sound like friendship material.

Well the devil killed about 14 peeps total in the bible. Lordgodjesusetc killed 2 million+.