I was friends with the brother of the guy who eventually brought the school down. He bought a B but got a C. He rarely attended class and therefore didn't know to submit a history project—— but a deal's a deal.

Sounds like my high school in the mid-80's. Where to start?

Ugh. Yes, ALL OVER TEXAS. It drives me away from businesses, nothing worst than bible thumpers. Especially since christians are some of the meanest, nastiest, most hypocritical idiots on earth.

Yes AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN!

I teach kinder and first grade. Nobody knows the circumstances or thought processes that took place between parents and child, so please judge don't the parents.

I see it as a breach of privacy. It could've been a list of gay porn, bondage porn, slut-city porn, etc. To me that's like looking in the drawers of someone's nightstand.

Your presence is the gift.

Sydney is porn-bound now, enjoying the downhill skid of her 15 minutes. And she deserves everything she ends up with.

They've received so many loans from so many frauds and become celebrities. They're delusional and probably still don't realize this is real. I hope he tries to throw her under the bus. Because reality show.

Yes!! Trauma-drama is a major red flag to employers.

Exact same scenario here. My 11 yr old step-son has mild case of AS. He is a straight-A, sweet, fun child. But he can be very annoying because of the repetition and not reading social signs. He's aging into kids not laughing at his antics anymore. We've taught him to just ask people to explain jokes because it…

That's a good point.

???? "Can you say that again?" is NOT the same as "Can you explain...".

Airline credit cards are worth using. Charge EVERYTHING, including utilities, and pay it off every month.

There's a difference between a shark biting your leg while you're standing in shallow water (runway crash), and a great white biting you in half while you're out swimming in the ocean (mid-air crash). We take a risk when we get on a plane.

Cost to park at airport vs arrange drop off and pick-up. Cost to board/arrange care for small pet that can easily go on car trips. Cost of additional passengers vs just sit in the empty car seat.

A friend responds "well, duh" when you compliment her looks.....

Do you cook the bacon and then crumble it in the alfredo sauce? "Orgasm on a fork" is a head-turner.

Post a long, honest, humorous post to the Craigslist personals. Include a recent pic of you smiling. Yes, I know it sounds perverted and desperate, but high-quality, single, free people browse CL. I posted as a 40-yr old woman and included that I was ready to marry. I received several literate, LONG, witty replies.…

Since you mentioned honey, try Greek Gods honey flavored yogurt. Dang, they need to hire me to shill.