i was going to tsk tsk like everyone else, but i mean, your handle is 'stupid westerner', so i will digress. -but, you must be a virgin to be so anti-body hair. what i really want to know is...are you a virgin... and if so how much are you charging for it? kickstarter?

excuse me lil miss naomi harper, but if by 'down in these parts...' you mean the South US, then yeah, ethnic violence is alive and well, and chivalry is being choked to death daily.