So there was this thing called Dawson’s Creek and before that this thing called Party of Five...

He didn’t like it, but his reviews were so riddled with inaccuracies that it was obvious that he wasn’t even really paying attention to it either, which is just as bad.

you alright there, buddy?

holy fuck. 99% match for a Corolla... Should I hand my Jalop card in now?

Spicy Nacho Doriftos.

Step 1: Relaunch X-Men

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Jon Bernthal has apparently decided to make a career of playing heavily armed assholes.

HE TOOK DOWN A HELICOPTER

Removing the D-pad in favor of a second set of buttons that can be used as a whole new controller is giving me a design boner. It’s so obvious, and yet for some reason hasn’t really been done before!

The best part is the fact that Nintendo really believes you can meet attractive women playing Zelda in the Airport...

And rolled through multiple stops, also in the parking lot.

One must crawl before one breaks into a full sprint.

Hence, these features will not be turned on for quite a while, but with the hardware now onboard, they will be in a passive learning mode.

Calm down, people. It’s not meant to be 100% error free yet. Were you 100% error free as a 16 year old with a Learner’s Permit?

And…

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

EVERYTHING makes Hunger Games look like child’s play, because it’s a story about murder games with barely any murder in it. Battle Royale did it years earlier and so much better, which is why my one-sentence description of Hunger Games is either “Battle Royale if the author were too scared to actually do what she was…

“Here’s a suitably goofy new TV spot for the movie.”