Tetrisaurus
Tetrisaurus
Tetrisaurus

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Needs more lessons.

I was pretty sure I heard a Batman riff there towards the beginning.

Why does batman have a whip?

Yes. This is a picture of two tyrannosaurs banging. Here’s another.

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Sounds mean? Maybe you and I are working from a different reference point.

285? That’s nothing! Last summer, I put a nascar engine in my Chevelle and it could go twice that! The police pulled me over once, just to ask for a ride in it! I have a dog at home that’s part wolf, have to feed him 10 pounds of beef a day! #thatguyatwork

Afterwards when NASA refused to give the planes back and sent the message “finders keepers” to the USAF, that’s when the problems began.

He has his priorities right in my opinion

I’m happy for Will.I.Am that he has the funds and connections to indulge his hobby as a “car designer”, ‘cos he’d never make a living doing it.

Dear Will_I_Am,

It’s lucky for the golfers that, much like the Tiger they encountered on tour, most of these animals don’t pose a threat.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.