It’s lucky for the golfers that, much like the Tiger they encountered on tour, most of these animals don’t pose a threat.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

Aaaand you win truck yeah.

“That smoke could be anything, let’s wait until we feel the heat before we call the fire department.”

YES, STEPHEN, YES.

Relying on the service crew to fix it with proper tools? Pah!

It’s a TVR. It’s basically one big rolling electric fault.

Our midfield must be on farmersonly.com.....because we are getting FUCKING plowed.

Basically a fully operational intercontinental ballistic missile, with 4 wheels that reorganize physics to their advantage in any given situation.

NSFW.

Dear IOC,

Does it really matter? Credible or not I think it helps to publicize this sort of stuff — both to expose this ugliness and to push sites like Twitter to improve their harassment policies.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

And to think people scoffed at me when I said the Supra was basically a Japanese Mustang.

....

Wife: “So honey, what did you do today?”