But the real question is how do you park?

Air Koryo: Ilyushins of Grandeur!

What a twist!

The mix of dick jokes and high-brow references are why I keep coming back to Deadspin.

He needed three tries to get across the water.

Are quarter the power of the Tyrrell or the Slingshot? This is important.

Pretty sure I ate at Nando’s dude

It seems part motorcycle like a T-Rex but with extra wheels for more awesome.

Made in Vietnam? Pretty sure that’s a Nambo, dude.

Don’t forget inertia and mass. They carry it all.

Seems vans are good at carrying a lot of things, including momentum.

Alternate theory: He was showing off his “summon feature” and did not look at what he was doing, crashed it himself, and is now trying to find some way to blame anyone but himself.The phrase “Hey, bro watch what I can do with my car” may or may not have been involved.

Ah yes, so we judge the current government based on an event from 1781, how very reasonable!

Probably because the battery pack necessary to do that would weigh over 1000 pounds, making it impractical to design for when 95% of the time it isn’t being used. More realistically, you could add a small engine up front and use it to supplement travel for longer trips. Call the car a Volt or something.

inb4 OMG STAHP WRITING ABOUT TESLA THIS ISN’T WHAT IM NOT PAYING FOR!!!!!!

of course he plays violin.

Reads Fiero-based car

I bet that Manor was pretty concerned when he went missing.