Seven hundred freakin' horse freakin power.

This Is How Porsche Will Restore The Oldest 911 They Have

I'd love to see a dozen cats figure out how to deal with zero gravity...

Or: OMFG WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS IS AN OFFICIAL PORTRAIT!!!!!!111111one

Official Portrait and Unofficial Most Spectacular OkCupid Profile Pic Ever.

I do not find this amusing. Astronaut portraits are supposed to be formal and professional.

OMGHIIMDOGAREYOUPEOPLEILOVEPEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The most amazing part of your response is your failure to comprehend that the OP is criticizing Ford

As a Brit, I would say she hardly counts as a ship either, these days. She's been out of the water since 1922.

Don't act so surprised, your highness.

Granted only 25 of each console's controller were made, but that just makes the Xbox One's failure in this battle to the finish even more complete. Or maybe it's a success, proving one console's owners a smidgen smarter than the other. I leave it up to you.

Me, after that email :(

...and then I had to take your gold star away for getting Woodhouse's name wrong.

Remember the thing that was going around a while back about a hovercraft golf cart being developed? Everyone who knows nothing about hovercraft loved the idea, because they didn't understand that A) hovercraft are as loud from a hundred yards away as being inside a shop vac, and B) golf courses are full of the…

The first time I 'met' my future father-in-law was when my wife hit a deer, and I came to the scene to comfort her.

The only thing I've ever mixed with Fireball is more Fireball. It does not end well either.

A bottle of wine? Now you fucking tell me. I brought over a bottle of Fireball and it did not go well.