This whole thing to me looks like a Peugeot concept car.

Hello.

That NASCAR engine noise. HHHNNNNNNGGGGGGG

These pictures are done in my cellar with a small Ikea lamp as light source for which Icut out a piece of cardboard to give the light the right shape and that nice Caravaggio style chiaroscuro

Remember when Lamborghinis were absolutely drop dead gorgeous instead of looking like an origami crane threw up on them?

I was trying to come up with a Leia pun for that film. Just sticking with the original title seemed like it would be lazy.

I know they’ve always provided some humour, but I feel like this film pushed them too far into slapstick. Which is impressive, because the Ewoks practically went Buster Keaton on them.

“Everything is constantly in motion”

I call bullshit. Go watch the ‘Sloth’ trailer and tell me if animals queuing in the background are constantly in motion. I’ll wait...............
Oh hey, check it out, they aren’t.
That had better be some unfinished product right there or I will be even more disproportionately pissed.

If you are interested, here is my theory about Luke’s hand

I reckon you’re most likely right on him never getting it back, hence the reaction upon him seeing it at the end of the film (That whole scene from the Falcon landing to the ending shot though, right?).
This does obviously bring up the question of how Maz got her tiny hands on it though?
I’ve also got my own personal…

The Man With The Golden Droid

I want to know when Luke got that Lightsaber back. It triggers a vision of the destruction of Luke’s academy, does that mean he had it then? Does he not have his green one anymore?
Or, does the lightsaber just trigger visions, and it’s not actually tied to the lightsaber at all, but to the person who doesn’t…

Max Von Sydow, who was he? We know that Ben Solo met him at some point before he became Kylo Ren, but we don’t actually hear the name of Sydow’s character, and he gets cut down super early in the film.
I would like to know the answer to this question.

One thing that irked me a little bit was the use of Stormtroopers for comic effect.
For example; the scene where Kylo Ren is going to town on the interrogation chamber and you get the external shot of two Stormtroopers walking along the corridor towards the chamber.
One notices the absolute storm of destruction that is…

Now I liked the way the TIE Fighters looked in The Force Awakens, don’t get me wrong, but I LOVE the way the looked originally.

On a technical note. WHERE THE FUCK WERE THE Y-WINGS, A-WINGS, B-WINGS, TIE BOMBERS, TIE INTERCEPTORS, ANYTHING?
Basically, why when both sides need to go on a bombing run at some point during the film did they not have more dedicated equipment to do so, rather than just strafing the target ineffectually with laser…

Soooooo, I’m not going to go through the nearly two thousand replies that are already on this article to see if this has been said yet (sorry, not sorry).

Lazy bloody pandas