I don't think Bernie is responsible persay for the relentless pursuit of aerodynamic efficiency. If anything, blame the teams themselves for spending ever increasing amounts of money, and the computer industry, for providing them with ever more powerful computing power.

Dammit, I can't annotate my own annotations.

It's incredible that any car used in rallying can move whilst carrying the no doubt enormous weight of the driver and co-drivers testicles

Oh I do hope that gets repaired.

Mmmmmmmmm, delicious Coke bottle curves

Ahhhhhhh, I see.

It is hot garbage, but it is one hundred percent Maranello approved garbage.
At least in that colour scheme, it'd stand a fighting chance if it were a uniform colour.

EDIT: Never mind

<Jeremy Clarkson> But the 911 does still look like that </Jeremy Clarkson>

I mean, JUST LOOK AT IT!

This one

Oh goodness! That soundtrack. So very Eighties

Remember the one-off white livery Red Bull gave David Coulthard for his last race? I think the rules have changed

HOLY FUCK THAT IS A GAME OF KUBB!

Last year, the eventual season champ and winner of a ridiculous number of races, Sebastian Vettel, decided to light up what was left of his tires at the end of a few of his wins, starting with the Indian Grand Prix. This is because donuts are a traditional, right, and proper way to celebrate anything in the world. I…

Seems a little short. Is there a longer version of the recipe that I might be able to read?

Did those headlights just fucking rotate into a light projecting position when the engine turned on? I need that in my life.

More importantly, why the fuck does it have swirly camouflage on it?

Above is part one (with a somewhat tedious intro - I might recommend skipping to about 1:50 in), and below is part two.

I....I need to go change my pants