I bet this man wears elaborate headgear to keep the ring out of the way when he eats.

Wow, you upskirt defenders are a touchy people.

Thanks, but I'm pretty sure poop is free. :)

No, I should not be thankful that people like this are in charge of protecting my right to do so.

How are blinds any different than a skirt? I'm pretty sure this law invites me to take pics through your blinds... it's Art!

This is because photos are "inherently expressive," said the judges.

3 stars now? This comment is very underappreciated.

Oh, man, I missed that hand print thread. Hilarious and confusing.

I'm so glad this is becoming a recurring topic. I could read this shit all day.

This essay is excellent, and so is the image. I know this comment adds absolutely nothing, but this is the best thing I've seen on all of Kinja/Gawker Media in a while.

"Mother Dearest" is probably the creepiest name for a giant male convict I have ever heard. I shudder to think what may have earned him that name...

Hahahaha! The one of the kid shitting in the aisle is great. (It's on their Instagram page) The parent(s) actually brought a portable potty as a carry-on for him to use.

Your theory is sound, but it being an experiment makes me hate him less so it must be wrong.

I do buy music. I purchase individual songs from Amazon, but will rarely buy a full album. I do, however, buy albums by my favorite band through their label. That's usually vinyl, even though I don't have a record player. I also subscribe to Spotify and will buy the songs I listen to often. (No smartphone, so no…

Dildo 917 and counting.

The internet seems confused about when it came from and what, exactly, it applied to. I've always heard that it applies to clothes in general, but I do see sources saying that it was originally exclusive to shoes—this is news to me. I've also always taken it to include those shades near white, but that's only because…

Part of this already happened—it's part of the De Beers story—but it didn't turn out as one would hope. The Soviets (in the 60's?) discovered a shitload of little diamonds in Siberia (enough that the De Beers cartel was seriously worried) and realized that if they released them to the market, they wouldn't be nearly…

Just go with black steel! The only value of gold in jewelry that I can see is that it's golden and shiny. If you would add another metal so as to change its color to one that you would prefer, why not just have that metal instead, and spend the savings on an incredible honeymoon?

Green. Always green. (I'm wearing the same shade of it now)

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