Deer blood works most every time.

McDonalds......yeah but everything is about your mother and breasts with freudians.

McDonalds......yeah but everything is about your mother and breasts with freudians.

Butterfly a chicken breast, cover it in honey mustard, slap on mushrooms and swiss, tuck it in a nice toasted bun.

lack of context makes a lot of things seem silly.

Number seven sort of does exist.

Considering disposable single use plastic is on it’s way out? Eh.

When people say “alcohol” they generally mean liqour.......

Their claims of lost revenue would need to be backed up by detailed sales figures. But even then should anyone care?

Considering Trump has been indicted by a grand jury?

Actual asset theft is a pain to prove, especially if the repository the theft happened from has poor access controls.

The waffers are textured by the conveyor belt it’s subtle, but it is there. Depending on the direction twisted one waffer or the other, the texturing acts as a locking ring against the filling. While the other waffer allows the cream filling to slip with from the texturing.

The only thing everyone can agree on is that they don’t want to pay taxes.

Compound interest is probably the most important one.

It’s Jack Daniels.......there is no real hope of that.

Easy answer, shut down the distillery for a year or so to let the fungus die off.

One of my favorite mmo games back in the day had a fun door glitch. The animation for some reason on that door had a global broadcast for a bit. Every player in the map for about a week was warped to it and did the door opening before snapping back to their original position.

I don’t shop at aldi.

The entire supplement industry is a con, so yeah what was the joke? Authentic Cuban cigars hand rolled by Guatemalans in Mexico?

You have one hell of an oven if you managed to melt glass in it.........laughter.