Kate McKinnon is an openly LGBT woman, and one could argue that the rhetoric of the Trump/alt-right has been more vitriolic towards those folks (actually, one hardly has to argue the point as there’s already some discussion about going after gay marriage in some circles). So no, I think Kate was the perfect choice.

I needed that cry so much.

Bought one and liked it so much I bought another one. Good item for cheap price.

Bought one and liked it so much I bought another one. Good item for cheap price.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Oh neat. It’ll be cool to see that in a month or so when I GET DONE PLAYING FALLOUT 4 WITH FUCKING MODS ON XBOX ONE SONY ASSHOLES.

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

I trust Brazillian officials as far as I can throw them. Because they have no pubic hair whatsoever. None. Just totally smooth down there.

It’s my way of saying “I was on a space journey on my cock rocket and as always it was fan fucking tastic but I’m back now. Hey.”

Anyone who can’t learn those simple rules has no business carrying a gun. The end.

The Four Rules

That little molesterstache is what really got him arrested.

Laugh all you want. My kid is going to think this is the most awesome thing in the history of the earth. Already preordered it and the crystals thing for it because I’m pretty much the best dad on earth. She’s going to go crazy.

Looks cool!

That does it. I’m putting it on my cock.

It’s a trilby, you fuck!

Trilby.

It’s a Trilby you uncultured cad!

I can see the fedora in this post...