Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

Thanks a lot, Obama.

Yeah! They have fucked us enough and I’m like you. I’ve had enough of getting fucked by them. I am perfectly capable of going and fucking myself! So I invite everyone who feel like me and my new best friend here to join us! Go fuck yourself 2016!

Evolve faster.

Weeeeelp, I’m going to hell.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Five years from now he’ll bury her there at 3 a.m.

It’s going to be so great when it breaks. Hope everyone shoots video on that.

Justin Bieber has six straight number 1 albums....your logic is found wanting.

NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: Hundreds die when flying stage collapses on crowd.

You can. My brother did.

It’s not the colors, a few years ago some dudes covered their bodies in tempera paint and glitter and called themselves the “Garnet and Gold Guys”.

I trust Brazillian officials as far as I can throw them. Because they have no pubic hair whatsoever. None. Just totally smooth down there.

I consider myself trolled. Well played sir.

Try the Yak and Yeti restaurant (the sit down one). We gave it a shot and absolutely loved it.

This is a quality sarcastic response to that group of commenters that loves to rag on these posts. Kudos, Casey.

It’s my way of saying “I was on a space journey on my cock rocket and as always it was fan fucking tastic but I’m back now. Hey.”

Anyone who can’t learn those simple rules has no business carrying a gun. The end.

The Four Rules

That little molesterstache is what really got him arrested.