It’s my way of saying “I was on a space journey on my cock rocket and as always it was fan fucking tastic but I’m back now. Hey.”

Anyone who can’t learn those simple rules has no business carrying a gun. The end.

The Four Rules

That little molesterstache is what really got him arrested.

Laugh all you want. My kid is going to think this is the most awesome thing in the history of the earth. Already preordered it and the crystals thing for it because I’m pretty much the best dad on earth. She’s going to go crazy.

Looks cool!

That does it. I’m putting it on my cock.

It’s a trilby, you fuck!

Trilby.

It’s a Trilby you uncultured cad!

I can see the fedora in this post...

So good. Tremendous. Just the best writing.

If your shiftier needs an instructional video...

Aaaah, Now I have a boner. A 30 dollar cheap ass boner.

well yeah...once you see DLC done right like Big MT...everything else ever just feels bland.

the season pass includes all DLC. They increased the price to include these ones a while back but if you bought it at the cheaper price it still counts for all of it

Followed by Meaty Experience 2: Meaty Phone Home.

This post filled me with so much compassion that I live for nothing else but to find you and hug you. I was going to go down to London later this month but instead I will be looking to find you and build your self esteem up.