Dad’s TV magic is showing. It’s still cute as hell.

Ordered one during the last sale, absolutely love it. Just ordered another one for the wife’s bathroom!

Ordered one during the last sale, absolutely love it. Just ordered another one for the wife’s bathroom!

So good. Tremendous. Just the best writing.

Posse.

Aaaah, Now I have a boner. A 30 dollar cheap ass boner.

You guys and your stupid ass headlines.

I know right? Hey I have a budget. Mine includes a NUMBER.

This would be the greatest piss of my life. I would piss the entire length of this tube and emerge into a world of color and light, completely basted in my own warm juices.

And as a novice to all of this I think each products price is important. Only one of the items reviewed had a price listed in the article.

Good news! They are making an actual FILM of Captain Marvel. In case you haven’t seen one, Those are like a bunch of gifs that are put together into one long motion picture AND they have sound. It’s amazing.

This post filled me with so much compassion that I live for nothing else but to find you and hug you. I was going to go down to London later this month but instead I will be looking to find you and build your self esteem up.

She held it out to him He scowled at it.

When I came on her neck. (instead of her tits)

But I am the one fucking your mom.

Legitimate is in the eye of the beholder. It was a JOKE. The fact that you have to be told that speaks volumes about your antagonistic humorlessness. You actively suck. You make an effort.

..he said around a mouth full of doritos.

Yeah. I use my computer for two things. Reading dumb fuck comments on Gawker sites and editing Video. I have an older version video editing software that I use and have used for a couple of years now. It works great, and I use it A LOT.

I’m literally a foot from the TV, but yeah. I’ll use the Remote.

Far Harbor. Having a blast. The Computer Simulation level is so different from anything I’ve ever done in Fallout I have little doubt that when the mods start up there will be some very inventive things that come out of this. My 8 yr old daughter and I spent a good part of a few hours noodling out the puzzles and I…

That’s true and what a great business decision. (that was sarcasm)