Dude, we get it. You like Japan. Potentially interesting article opportunity blown by your insistence on using the yen price throughout. I'm sure your audience in Japan is golf clapping happily but US price conversion (even in parentheses) would have made this a brief, worthwhile read instead of a head scratcher.

@Ninety-9: I have a 2 and a half year old who has only been to the movies once. Unlike most parents I don't feel it necessary to inflict her rowdy behavior on strangers in public places. She can wait for video.

Anyone with little kids will happily pay this, so much cheaper and easier than trying to get a sitter etc....

Looks terrible. Way to promote, make the worst looking trailer you can. Oh and make sure and add really bad music.

@Zik Zak: Black absorbs, white reflects.

Here's hoping Brett McKenzie is still in New Zealand. I would like it very much if he were cast as an Elf in the Hobbit.

@maltesh: I was wondering how long it would take before some sad sack from Canada showed up whining. Not long!

@Tedsallis: And here it is!

"every episode of SNL" your words.

@waclark57: Vintage Jan Hooks at her absolute best, pre SNL. They never figured out what to do with her on SNL.

Mr. Bill - weed= not as funny as I remember.

@Laughing Man Redux: Wait till Paypal refunds his money.

Good news: They are kind of right.

Dang that thing is cool. Looks dangerous as heck, no loud report like a traditional firearm but could definitely do some damage.

"Perhaps the film will find a second life.:

A friend of mine's Mother died suddenly a couple of years back and she was a big Star Trek fan and they had her ashes in an urn with "To Boldly Go" and the Star Trek Logo (I don't think they had licensed ones then) on it and everyone felt it was a very moving tribute to her life. Rather than a funeral they had a…

Wait a minute, there's a devil in this movie?

Take a look at the future. In the very near future we'll all capture constantly with embedded GPS data and stream instantly to storage for later review. My hope is that a number of types of crimes will become unreasonable risky as a result and diminish to the point of near nonexistence.

I will endeavor to get one for free. Then I shall flip it on the Bay of E.

@twiner: Nope, Carrot Top there gets the bill.