Successful people don't call themselves successful.

WHAT TWO LANGUANGES!? NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!! ;D

You need to relax. It's a joke. Don't get all over compensating on us.

Overcompensate much? You forgot to much how your wife is a supermodel. And that you moonlight as a private eye who fights monsters.

Until they nerf the real world, im not going back. Shit out there is too OP

Clearly Orville Redenbacher.

I wouldn't say "phoning it in" is even the correct term. To my ears, half of his lines are dripping with disdain for the source material. You can practically hear him raising one eyebrow at the dialogue (which is admittedly shite). A lot of us walk away thinking that Peter Dinklage considers us idiots for playing the…

The didn't include that category because its numbers are inflated

This is mind altering. All along, my screen saver has been one small part of a porn data chart.

Well, no wonder Peppy keeps yelling at us! We've never done a barrel roll when he told us to.

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

I can see why Claiborne is upset about the lack of support. He's totally used to people getting behind him.

The real loser here is Dez Bryant, who actually had to put forth some effort in practice yesterday.

I managed to kill the first sim I played in Sims4 within an hour an a half. It wasn't intentional. :/

He said to just "Disenchant all your greens." Got you, fellow WoW player! lol

You call this a story? Please. Nothing but dickbait.

There are way too many people whining about losing their characters.

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, JOEY? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS?!!

You make one hell of a Caucasian, Sammy.

Sounds like a good ceremonial pitch. And thorough.