No one in their right mind is going to buy a car that will kill them first.

well considering the property is programmed to follow all traffic laws if something jumps out in front of it, it is not the fault of the car or driver.

I like this, can we also choose whichever slang genital terms we like?

So does that mean your daughter was born with male genitalia but identifies as a lesbian female gender? Or a was she born with female genitals but identifies as a gay male?

Works the same with all social problems right? I’m not black, so why should I care if they are being targeted by police... /s

it wasn’t a mistake, that is a picture of a person who has a penis who is attracted to penis but has the mind of a straight woman and not a gay man...

You are a man because you were born with a penis. If you were born with a vagina you are female. If you had both you are hermaphrodite. If someone chops of your dick, you are a guy with no penis. If you’re a man that feels like a woman, then you are just that, a man who feels like a woman. There’s nothing wrong with…

does he really not say asswipe? I’ve never heard anyone called assbite.

49 and I bet I would still die if he Speared me. The only thing that would keep me alive is I’d be so excited to be jackhammered after.

you just called Bill Clinton a classy guy

well to be fair Bill had to case the women guests too see if he could bang them.

why would he pay child support for kids over 30

all i can make out is towards the end he says “to hell with em”

Well you’re in luck because these owners have had the team less than 5

I’ve been to several games where he sits 20 rows in front of me with ol George Bush. So if you root for him you are rooting for both.

And so you choose donaldson’s mullet/pubic landing strip combo?

Sounds like your father was behind a lot of men 100%

And then they started doing steroid testing

it’s up to the 97% to stop the 3% not up to the team. But I guess the 97% are too polite to actually say something

Trump supporters need to be more like Monica Lewinsky? Oh wait, she didn’t do the stfu part.