LOL, yes Jon Lester was worried about the safety of the other team. That may be the dumbest thing ever said. Pitchers apply substances to the ball to increase ball movement to make them less hit-able. Which is why no foreign substance of any kind is allowed on the ball. And as for your second post, it is a rosin bag…

First, what's with the applebees hating? And second, if Faith Hill or Carrie Underwood are the type of women at Walmart, then I'm doing my shopping at the wrong store.

I've never met an astros fan from Dallas. I do believe you are speaking out of your ass on this one.

I like what you did with "city"

What is minecraft?

i think you mean a decade and a half

Chappelle used to be funny, went to his standup at FOD Oddball fest in Dallas, he was the worst comic there. Just terrible. Had maybe 5 minutes of funny material out of his hour long set, where he spent the last 30 minutes having his friend play harmonica and trying to find a cowboy hat in the crowd for him to wear…

He is struggling because he is missing his 2 biggest threats at wide receiver and his only talented wide receiver now is one he's had 2 months to work with, not a lot of time to form chemistry. What do you expect?

What about the family of other endangered species who were able to eat off of the carcass if it wasnt supplied to the village. Do those animals deserve to starve to save one lousy elephant?

Someone has trouble reading? It is legal in Botswana, where this took place.

So if I print out this picture and cut out the check it should still work right?

You must also take into consideration that the author is a UT fan. To hide from his embarrassment he now takes the exact opposite stance on Texas as he did 2 weeks ago hoping that no one will remember how high he was on is UT horse after week 1.

Captain Ginyu is still a tool

bahaha touche

Are these numbers the percentages of your chance of getting to sleep with these girls?

looks more like " What? No! Bullsh....

for it to be a touchback the ball must be fumbled out of the endzone. The play was whistled dead without anyone recovering so it was placed at the one. They cant give the ball to the other team because they never possessed the ball and it didn't go out of bounds. And they did go back and show after the play and it was…

yeah she most certainly says Fuck That

Damn straight we are

Glad to hear from someone who has actual experience in this topic. And you are right, the work load is a whole lot. But enough student athletes do graduate with respectable degrees for there to be hope. Granted a large percentage of these athletes are probably at small conference schools where academics is emphasized…