Yeah I refuse to watch sci-fi until they bring back SGU. I also refuse to acknowledge their ridiculous name change.

*sigh*fi...

pleasepleasepleaseplease don't fuck Childhood's End up.

I'd crack a joke about how five minutes with a search engine would have taught him that the Church of Satan's high holy day is in April, but the little nugget doesn't seem to know jack about his own religion's history in Europe. It would have seemed like putting the cart before the horse.

The celebration for Christ's triumph over death is Easter.

All pagans are Satanists! See how he did that? Well done, Kirk.

Holy shit. This is real life. That clown thing happened in real life.

So, weirdly enough, I actually am currently dating one of my ex's ex-girlfriends, though not Jane. After my ex and I broke up, she reached out to me because she'd heard through the grapevine about the situation, and we started talking and became friends and then, eventually, more than friends. It's weirdly novel-like.…

When I was 18, I worked at a Burger King and had recently discovered pot with the aid of a coworker I ended up quickly dating. I was also very new to sex, which we engaged in subsequent to said pot on a regular basis. One night while we were watching Moulin Rouge, I got a...burning sensation. I ran home and sobbed to…

Thank you guys so much...

Since my tale of how I flew to Canada to get laid failed to even get me out of the greys last week, I'm going to tell you EXACTLY how my Canadian beau broke up with me when I got there. It's pretty raunchy and I apologize in advance.

but...but...if he cut his head off how would his headless body mail it to you?

2 days before Valentine's day, we're sitting at our local bar and somehow get onto a conversation that basically goes like this "you make me miserable." "omg! you make me miserable too!" "want to go to Red Lobster? I have a gift certificate." "YES." Then we went to Red Lobster for our 'breakup dinner' and ordered the…

Exboyfriend pulled my favorite book of love poems (E.E. Cummings ftw) off my bookshelf and asked me to show him the ones I liked the most. He interrupted a minute or so into flipping through them together to say we couldn't be together anymore. He explained that a breakup discussion was related to romance so he…

Sorry, this is long, there are two break ups and they're not really bonkers or funny, but I just wanted to write them down.

My most bonkers breakup story is when I broke up with my ex-fiance years ago. We were high school sweethearts and he proposed to me my freshman year of college. Everything was blissful until one day as we were trying to decide how to break it to my parents (my mom hated him and insisted on calling him "that boy") when…

This isn't so much a terrible breakup as the way that I first understood how much you could let someone completely break your spirit. When I was in college, I was at a conservative, small liberal arts college with a great business school. I didn't fit in at all (I was liberal, middle class and not wealthy, had to…

Before I left for a semester abroad in London, I planned to break up with my boyfriend of six months, Chris. He was a class A asshole— case in point, he had a tattoo of a leprechaun playing the bass guitar with one foot in a pot of golden beers on his upper arm. He was a huge stoner (OK full disclosure...so was I) .…

Some of these claims seem incredibly dubious now, but could probably have been passed off easily on the public at the time... For example, until the USA installed all the orbiting TDRS communications satellites using the Space Shuttle, communications to and from ground stations was almost impossible during re-entry…