hey ladies: stop getting shitface drunk to the point where you can't fucking walk or be in control of your own body while around groups of physically fit men who are trained to be aggressive, and maybe you won't get fucking date raped.
seriously, I can't believe we're still writing about this shit in 2013 as if it's…

why don't you explain that meaningless stereotype with a meaningless name before asking people for examples? not everybody is writing a fucking feminism paper like you.

why don't you explain that meaningless stereotype with a meaningless name before asking people for examples? not everybody is writing a fucking feminism paper like you.

yup, gotta love a cheater.

yup. gotta love a convicted cheater.

wait wait wait...there's actually a person running around out there named "Case"? what the fuck?

what else could you possibly want to do with your personal car but drive it? you can already use it in races death matches and missions, it follows you from session to session, and it's fully upgradeable.
what exactly are you talking about? what's left for a car to do?

how much to lob a grenade in there and cackle in glee at the death and destruction it causes? how much to take each cat out one by one and slam it to the ground?

good! fuck cats.

what the bleeding fuck is DOTA anyway? some kind of acronym for something I'm guessing, but who in their right mind thought Blizzard DOTA was a better name to begin with? not only does it look retarded in print, it makes no fucking sense.
so, good job blizzard. all-stars is a far FAR better name.

"because video games" makes no fucking sense whatsoever. let's try to speak English now, shall we?

this just in: the Japanese are fucking weird.
no shit.

whatever, ubisoft. just don't delay ac4, and you and me will be just fine.

what the fuck is it?

what the fuck is that?

what the fuck is that?

fuck off. that shit's not even funny.

i just chuckled at the character select screen, with all those fancy names for classes, as if they'll play differently from on another. I actually laughed when the guy narrating said he played as a "thief" in the last game.
how much did that thief of yours steal last game? hot much hunting will the hunter do this game?…

he could just google it himself like an adult, instead of this shit.

every single fucking article about a game not scheduled for a PC release, whether it was gta 5 in the past or this now, there's some dickhead in the comments asking about a PC version. you'd think with all you guys' technical wizardry and mastery of all things computing, you'd know how to fucking google that shit for…