recommended not because I agree and want to try this disgusting looking shit that has surely contributed to texans being the fattest, most unhealthy people in the country, but because I wouldn't want to go to texas either. it's fucking TEXAS. i mean, c'mon.

recommended not because I agree and want to try this disgusting looking shit that has surely contributed to texans being the fattest, most unhealthy people in the country, but because I wouldn't want to go to texas either. it's fucking TEXAS. i mean, c'mon.

ahahahahaha shut the fuck up dude. seriously, every other comment is you trying to say how cool texas really is and how we should stay away so it can maintain its redneck purity. absolutely hilarious.
again, we're talking about fucking TEXAS.
nobody gives a fuck about Texas. trust me, after going there to try this awful…

ahahahahaha shut the fuck up dude. seriously, every other comment is you trying to say how cool texas really is and how we should stay away so it can maintain its redneck purity. absolutely hilarious.
again, we're talking about fucking TEXAS.
nobody gives a fuck about Texas. trust me, after going there to try this awful…

this just in: the Japanese are fucking weird.
no shit.

whatever, ubisoft. just don't delay ac4, and you and me will be just fine.

what the fuck is it?

what the fuck is that?

what the fuck is that?

fuck off. that shit's not even funny.

i just chuckled at the character select screen, with all those fancy names for classes, as if they'll play differently from on another. I actually laughed when the guy narrating said he played as a "thief" in the last game.
how much did that thief of yours steal last game? hot much hunting will the hunter do this game?…

he could just google it himself like an adult, instead of this shit.

every single fucking article about a game not scheduled for a PC release, whether it was gta 5 in the past or this now, there's some dickhead in the comments asking about a PC version. you'd think with all you guys' technical wizardry and mastery of all things computing, you'd know how to fucking google that shit for…

wow, it looks...exactly like dark souls. lots of gray and brown, everything slightly too dark, and the only way of interacting with the world being combat. I hope they're not calling this an RPG like they did the last one, because it was nothing but a medieval action game.
yeah, no thanks.

man, with all that intense training and exercising, this hamster's got big things ahead of him! one day he'll grow up to be...oh, still a hamster.
at least it's cute.

who is "Fonteno"? would it have killed you guys to take half a split second to look up his first name?

watched the first 8, and only got one I think, which was Speed.
really though, this is retarded. these aren't at all movie and tv references so much as they are random gameplay snippets with tv and movie themes on top of it. with that logic, skyrim is full of Star Wars references if you look at the sky and play Star…

watched the first 8, and only got one I think, which was Speed.
really though, this is retarded. these aren't at all movie and tv references so much as they are random gameplay snippets with tv and movie themes on top of it. with that logic, skyrim is full of Star Wars references if you look at the sky and play Star…

okay, great.
good for you.
I'm going to play GTA V right now.

"then he said something that almost brought tears to my eyes"