I was 18, as was my best friend at this time. He’d crammed down $50 of mushrooms, I was...from what I remember, baked as shit and just sitting in my glorious Nissan Hardbody (V6 baby).

Haven’t we technically been broadcasting x-rays out into space for years, even before SETI???

Exactly, I prefer reading an article instead of hearing some hashed together countdown vid narrated by someone trying to use an edgy voice

Oh man I miss my old v6 hardbody now

Honestly looks like the comment sections inside news story posts on facebook; I live for this hilarity.

You win a shiny buffalo nickel for triggering so many people in one go.

Zed’s (tires) dead baby

I can see a dad all like ‘crank it to 11' with his kids and hit that shifter and whoops

*dusts of ye olde meme*

Pardon my late answer Patrick, but I’m fairly sure that you need *all* the speeds.

Seeing ads like this on the boob tube always make me feel like I’m in some movie where all you see are propoganda and such; but regardless! I do love me some flying dorito’s.

Star’d simply for the Avatar-quality graphic that heads your post. Good work.

I don’t think even Jim Cramer could find investment potential in my Cobalt LS.

USA

#TRIGGERED

Looks like it would have been nice to have when that snowstorm hit.

The all knowing Tyler Rogoway gives his peoples all the information. Building a secret stealth -anything-? Tough tiddys, Tyler gonna’ let us know all about it.

row row row your butt while shouting out your rage

Haven’t gotten to use ye old Happening Scale in many a fortnight.

ROLLIN’ AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOOOOOOOOOUND